Nov 30, 2022
Attention, citizens of Gotham! We regret to inform you that the inhabitants of Arkham Asylum roam your streets tonight, and that your beloved hero Batman will not be coming to your rescue!
But you know who WILL be coming? That's right, it's tonight's Hard Choices hosts! We may not have a lifetime of martial...
Oct 31, 2022
Halloween is just Valentine's Day for monsterfuckers, and a very
horny Halloween it is too! To celebrate the bounty of the season,
our hosts gathered up 21 of the most hair-raising horrors ever
committed to screen and ranked their fuckability using the
only hard science that really counts.
MeganBob is joined by...
Oct 13, 2022
It is I, the Hamburglar!
Where is MeganBob? Safe and content, I assure you. True, after they plumbed the depths of their desire for commercial mascots in this episode, I whisked them away to my personal playplace in a secluded corner of McDonaldland. But, for once, I have not played the villain -- even I cannot robble...
Sep 1, 2022
You know, when MeganBob suggested this episode, a lot of the other hosts thought they were joking. Not one to be discouraged, they found three erotic galaxy brains willing to make a "Rainbow Connection" with The Muppets. What on earth is going to happen when you get three impassioned Muppet fans together to try and find...
Aug 2, 2022
Happy Cagemas in...Well, let's call it July overtime, shall we?
Sure, it's a cynical cash-grab to double up on Cagemas by doing
Cagemas in July, but we never apologize for double-stuffing here on
Hard Choices.
Let's be honest, we all want to talk about boning Nic Cage
characters. That's just the human condition. Five...