Sep 29, 2021
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite episode on the
Citadel. The Mass Effect universe is notoriously horny. This dating
sim masquerading as a first person shooter offers all the juicy
aliens you could ask for. The fuckability of these characters is
undeniable, but we won't rest until we scientifically prove it. Who
is the median of fuckability in this veritable buffet? We sit down
and rank 21 of the most iconic Mass Effect characters to get an
answer. Hop in the Mako as we crash headlong into every kind of
fuck this universe has to offer and explore the landscape of our
own hearts and boners along the way.