Jul 1, 2026
What's it look like when a Yordle has sex? Not everyone is brave
enough to ask those sorts of questions, but we here at Hard Choices
fear nothing, not even getting a little addicted to humming "Enemy"
over and over. Look, the opening credits to this show are
compelling and we will make not apologies for our feelings on the
matter. Nor will we apologize for all of our takes on the
fuckability of these characters who are all wildly different
flavors of sad!
Join hosts Dan Mulkerin, Claire Vannette, MeganBob, and making her
Hard Choices debut, Anna Emmaline, as they riot through Zaun and
Piltover, ranking characters with such scrupulous scientific
accuracy that they make Viktor and Jayce look like amateurs. Who
could possibly be the zenith, median, and nadir of fuckability in a
world that has everything from sexy (and unsexy) drug lords to
cosmically powerful scientists to pit fighters to political
powerhouses to brutal warriors? We'll do math until we know for
certain!
Will Dan no-scope Bob's number one? Will Claire read us a fanfic
about her Arcane fave? Will anyone correctly guess how big Ambessa
Medarda's strap-on is? This episode is full of surprises, so grab
your favorite drink at The Last Drop, put in your airpods, and
prepare for two hours of filthy, filthy joy!
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