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Hard Choices

Feb 1, 2026

Hey folks! I've got some announcements so you know what's up for the next few months and this summer.

  • Hard Choices is going on hiatus until May 2026

  • Go to the Hard Choices Patreon and sign up for LOTS of bonus content that will continue to come out over the hiatus! 

  • I'm going to be at GenCon 2026! (July...


Jan 1, 2026

When Sir Terry Pratchett put pen to paper and first began to shape what would become Discworld, he could not have known that down the line, some little gang of weirdos on the internet would spend almost three hours getting scientifically horny about it. But with a world as rich, multi-layered, and full of larger than...


Nov 30, 2025

We're escaping the swamp and coming to you live and full of intoxicating libations because it's Bad Choices! Bad Choices is our drunk liveshow that we broadcast on Crowdcast approximately 2-3 times a year and this time we dove headfirst into one of DreamWorks' most inexplicably beloved franchises, Shrek, to get nasty...


Oct 31, 2025

Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi! Turn your TV back to 1993 and settle in for a Hard Choices episode of hard-hitting, backflipping, wildly gesticulating action. That's right, it's time to power up by fucking our way through 21 of the most memorably vile villains that questionable English localization can offer!

Join our hosts James...


Sep 30, 2025

At last! We have you in our clutches, restrained and unable to do anything but sit back and listen to our objectively correct* takes on some of the most fuckable villains that comic books have to offer! You will join Dan Mulkerin, Claire Mulkerin, JoJo Seames, and MeganBob as they deliver diabolical monologues...